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I'm ready for more jokes.

May the 4th be with you.


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Hooligans!

One of my favorite lines from Star Wars is in "Return of the Jedi", when Leia meets her first Ewok, who gets shot at by a stormtrooper... gotta listen quick...
 
Many years ago, a Cardinal from Spain was given consideration towards being selected as the new pope.
His name was Cardinal Angelo Scola.
However, the College of Cardinals decided against him in the end.
Could you imagine Pope Sicola?
(What a sprite, he could drink Canada dry!)

This time around, one of the pope candidates' last name was Pizzabala.
But his hat wouldn't stay on.

Yeah, I'm gonna burn!
 
A guy on the subway showed me a picture of his wife. "Isn't she beautiful?" he said.

I think if you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife.

Why, is she stunning?

No, she's an optician.
 
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