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If it's PG&E maybe that guy needs a fire extinguisher too...
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If it's PG&E maybe that guy needs a fire extinguisher too...
pauls1150
MOA #24991, south of Los Angeles
And if that runs out, there's a box of hamsters running on a pulley.
Many years ago, a bunch of us decided to use a guy's van to get to an event.
We got stuck in traffic, just not moving for a long time.
When there was room to move forward, instead of re-starting the engine, we just hopped out and pushed it a few feet.
A guy in the next lane calls over, "Hey, I'll bet that saves a lot of gas!"
The van's owner called back, "Yeah, but you ought to see my Wheaties bill!"
Many years ago, a bunch of us decided to use a guy's van to get to an event.
We got stuck in traffic, just not moving for a long time.
When there was room to move forward, instead of re-starting the engine, we just hopped out and pushed it a few feet.
A guy in the next lane calls over, "Hey, I'll bet that saves a lot of gas!"
The van's owner called back, "Yeah, but you ought to see my Wheaties bill!"
gsaddict
Pepperfool
A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency. Social workers there raised doubts about their parental suitability.
The couple produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean, well maintained and equipped with a beautiful bedroom for the child.
The social workers raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”
The social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet. In addition, there are 17 other children who travel with their circus parents.”
The social workers were finally satisfied. They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits into the cannon.
The couple produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean, well maintained and equipped with a beautiful bedroom for the child.
The social workers raised concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”
The social workers expressed concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in paediatric care, welfare, and diet. In addition, there are 17 other children who travel with their circus parents.”
The social workers were finally satisfied. They asked, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits into the cannon.
gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
88bmwjeff
SF Bay Area
I was expecting large lineman from the Miami Dolphins to show up, but Navy Seals was a good one.
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