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Slowpoke & Proud of It!
No catholic school for me, remember no pork....
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No catholic school for me, remember no pork....
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SNC1923
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Personality Goes a Long Way
Jules and Vincent sit at a booth. In front of Vincent is a big stack of pancakes and sausages,
which he eats with gusto. Jules, on the other hand, just has a cup of coffee and a muffin.
He seems far away in thought. The Waitress pours a refill for both men,
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did,
I wouldn't eat the filthy m*****f*****. Pigs sleep and root in s***t.
That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
to disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?
JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one m*****f***** charmin' pig. It'd have to be
ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres.
The two men laugh.
Jules and Vincent sit at a booth. In front of Vincent is a big stack of pancakes and sausages,
which he eats with gusto. Jules, on the other hand, just has a cup of coffee and a muffin.
He seems far away in thought. The Waitress pours a refill for both men,
Thanks a bunch.
(to Jules, who's nursing his coffee)
Want a sausage?
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did,
I wouldn't eat the filthy m*****f*****. Pigs sleep and root in s***t.
That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
to disregard its own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got
personality. And personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?
JULES
We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one m*****f***** charmin' pig. It'd have to be
ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres.
The two men laugh.
