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cop pulls me over....
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MotorradMike
Lucky
I don't carry an axe on my bike but if I did, I would never try to use it on an officer of the law.
Well, not me but ...
A State Trooper pulls a lady over for speeding. The trooper, a young man, walks up to the woman's car, asks her to roll down her window and then says, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
To which the woman replied, "of course I do, officer; you want to give me tickets to the Policeman's Ball."
The officer replied, "Ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."
The trooper then realized what he had just said, turned around and returned to his vehicle, and left.
A State Trooper pulls a lady over for speeding. The trooper, a young man, walks up to the woman's car, asks her to roll down her window and then says, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
To which the woman replied, "of course I do, officer; you want to give me tickets to the Policeman's Ball."
The officer replied, "Ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."
The trooper then realized what he had just said, turned around and returned to his vehicle, and left.
Rod Sheridan
New member
A police officer pulls a motorist over for speeding.
The police officer asks the motorist "Sir, do you know why I'm here?"
The motorist replies "Because you got all C's in high school?"
The police officer asks the motorist "Sir, do you know why I'm here?"
The motorist replies "Because you got all C's in high school?"
cop says sir do you know why you shouldn't drink & drive, driver says I know, i might hit a bump & spill my drink....I hate when that happens...cop; drinking makes you confused sir, did you know this is a one way street?..driver ; I know, I'm only going one way, cop; sir didn't you see those arrows ? driver; arrows?.hell I didn't see the fookin' Indians.........rim-shot!..bod-dot-dump!
Squarehead
Crazed Individual
Thanks for the lunch time laugh....
Clearly a case of self-defence. The cop axed him first.
Darryl Cainey
Sir Darby
Many years ago I was coming home from my shift at the Flying Club in a hurry and I was pulled over for speeding.
The Police Officer stormed over to me and asked "Where is your licence to fly"
With nothing to loose I reached into my pocket and handed him my Pilots Licence.
Looking at it, the officer hung his head down for a minute, hand it back to me and said "I asked for that, didn't I" and walked away!
The Police Officer stormed over to me and asked "Where is your licence to fly"
With nothing to loose I reached into my pocket and handed him my Pilots Licence.
Looking at it, the officer hung his head down for a minute, hand it back to me and said "I asked for that, didn't I" and walked away!
drsales
New member
I was speeding in my Datsun 280Z years ago and was pulled over.
The officer says I see you have a radar detector. I bet it has saved you some money in speeding tickets .
I answer why yes it has.
Then he says, then you will not mind paying for this one! I take cash or credit card.
Ouch!!!!
The officer says I see you have a radar detector. I bet it has saved you some money in speeding tickets .
I answer why yes it has.
Then he says, then you will not mind paying for this one! I take cash or credit card.
Ouch!!!!
