Riding a BMW is like ...

basketcase

What's that noise...?

• Jun 28, 2004

• #1

Sex.

This evening I took a short mental health ride and decided to wind it up for a change. Deserted road with a short stretch of curves very conducive to a brief, high-reving rush of a ride.

Why is riding a BMW like sex? Because once you've done it:

- You will always remember it.
- Nothing else will satisfy you.
- You will always want to do it again!

Roll on the throttle, please. I'm ready already for seconds.

Next ...

 

99007

El Dookey loves to ride.

• Jun 28, 2004

• #2

Well said.

What he said.
Ditto.
Me too.
All the voices in my head are in agreeement.

 

BRADFORDBENN

Slowpoke & Proud of It!

• Jun 28, 2004

• #3

A good cigar

It should be savored with friends.
Not rushed.

Of course that sex thing is really good to.

 

kbasa

Well-known member

• Jun 28, 2004

• #4

When Tina and I ride together, it's like ballroom dancing.

 

BRADFORDBENN

Slowpoke & Proud of It!

• Jun 28, 2004

• #5

Same bike or two different bikes? That definitely makes would flavor your answer.

But seriously is it ball room dancing on two bikes or two dancers on one bike?

 

JetDoc

New member

• Jun 29, 2004

• #6

Riding a BMW is better than sex! I can last all day on my LT!

 

MarkF

New member

• Jun 29, 2004

• #7

I say therapy. It's sometimes scary but I always feel better after.

MarkF

 

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chasman

New member

• Jun 29, 2004

• #8

Riding a BMW is like.........

The COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!



Riding Like the Wind (to Spokane)...

CHASMAN
Black '02 K12RS

 

kbasa

Well-known member

• Jun 29, 2004

• #9

BradfordBenn said:

Same bike or two different bikes? That definitely makes would flavor your answer.

But seriously is it ball room dancing on two bikes or two dancers on one bike?

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When we ride on one bike it's like ballroom dancing. Moving together, making our way down the road. Tina's a pretty active passenger and if I'm sliding my ass off the seat, you can bet she's right there too.

 

BRADFORDBENN

Slowpoke & Proud of It!

• Jun 29, 2004

• #10

Yup riding with the significant other, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend,mistress... etc. definitely enhances the experience of the ride.

 

MarkF

New member

• Jun 30, 2004

• #11

BradfordBenn said:

Yup riding with the significant other, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend,mistress... etc. definitely enhances the experience of the ride.

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But not as good as riding alone! In the grove, in my own world and in total control.

MarkF

 

YB in IN

New member

• Jun 30, 2004

• #12

BradfordBenn said:

Yup riding with the significant other, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend,mistress... etc. definitely enhances the experience of the ride.

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The girl I'm dating now is bar-none that best person I've ever had on the back of my motorcycle. I knew she was a keeper when she wanted to me to go faster when we were doing 100 on a back road. I don't even notice that shes there most of the time. That Brad is the real reason I blew off the Indy breakfast meeting, I wanted to go see her in St. Louis.

 

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GIZMO

Guest

• Jun 30, 2004

• #13

To quote a mc license plate frame I saw "It's Orgasmic"

 

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chpbike

New member

• Jun 30, 2004

• #14

Riding a BMW is ...

1. Not like riding a Honda (thank God!)
2. A total confidence booster!
3. A great way to fly past my Harley buddies and wave goodbye!



Scott

 

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FRAZZ

Guest

• Jun 30, 2004

• #15

A BMW takes the rider on an adventure where the journey becomes the destination.....the ride, in and of itself becomes the reward...the payoff..the ultimate goal, and turns every ride, no matter the length, into something special

 

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ScottM

Motoring Malcontent

• Jul 2, 2004

• #16

Just got back into it this year and my wife asked me this same question.

I think it is much like the freedom of flying. Carving up a smooth set of sweepers is totally unbelievable.

Push Right -- Release -- Push left -- Release (grinning)

 

JetDoc

New member

• Jul 3, 2004

• #17

ScottM said:

Just got back into it this year and my wife asked me this same question.

I think it is much like the freedom of flying. Carving up a smooth set of sweepers is totally unbelievable.

Push Right -- Release -- Push left -- Release (grinning)

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Gotta agree with Scott on this one. I'm a licensed private pilot who lost my medical a few years back. I find a lot of the same physical sensations (and satisfaction) from negotiating curves on my motorcycle that I found while maneuvering a light airplane...

 

Gnome

New member

• Jul 5, 2004

• #18

It is like sex,

1.It's good hot or cold.
2.Increases the heart rate.
3.theraputic.
4.Always fun.

 

The_Veg

D'OH!

• Jul 8, 2004

• #19

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!