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Like Clockwork

Depressing huh? Inspired by Hunter Thompson? (at the end)

Get a alcohol consumption counter going.
Beer, Wine, Whiskey, foo-foo drinks :drink
then trend it before, during and after rally week.


:sick
 
i do believe they need to stream urinalysis data from the sewers of the world's major population centers.

did anyone see that story?

Cocaine donÔÇÖt make me crazy
Champagne donÔÇÖt make me lazy
Aint nobodyÔÇÖs business but my own, but my own

CandyÔÇÖs dandy but liquors quicker
Drink all the liquor down Costa Riccer
Aint nobodyÔÇÖs business but my own, but my own...

Cocaine's for horses and not for men,
doctors say it kills me
but he didn't say when.
Aint nobodyÔÇÖs business but my own, but my own


B. Diddly
 
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