I am announcing my plans to be dictator of the MOA

[Holly]

Strippers

They are male strippers, right? OK, I'm in.

Holly

 

[flash412]

I will be your Stripper-General.

I volunteer to subject my wrists and hands for the arduous task of ensuring that only GENUINE female appendages are displayed!

P.S. Will worker compensation be available should I develop carpal tunnel syndrome?

 

[OfficerImpersonator]

There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

Finally! An honest politician!

 

[The_Veg]

I will be your Stripper-General.

I already called it.

 

[tmoyer]

They are male strippers, right? OK, I'm in.

Holly

I'm in with Holly!

 

[testinglogin]

I'm in with Holly!

See? I DO care about the women in this organization, which is why I will allow male strippers. There will be a tent specifically for them at rallies, so only the people who wish to partake will see. Of course, the same courtesy will apply to the female strippers.

Finally! An honest politician!

The least I can do is be an honest dictator!

I will be your Stripper-General.

I volunteer to subject my wrists and hands for the arduous task of ensuring that only GENUINE female appendages are displayed!

P.S. Will worker compensation be available should I develop carpal tunnel syndrome?

Well, Veg is correct, he did volunteer first. That being said, I hate to turn anyone away, and this will indeed be quite a task. We may have to split up the country (25 states each?); so that we may effectively screen all the candidates. Indeed, carpal tunnel will be covered by the MOA insurance policy! We will also provide any other health care that may arise from you duties, including (but not limited to) antibiotics, antivirals, inoculations, travel expenses, and personal protective devices. Safety first!

Did I forget to mention FREE BEER at the rallies?! (please park your bike, first!)

The future of the MOA is looking very bright, indeed. Many people are already volunteering to help out. It's good to see us coming together to work for a better tomorrow!

 

[flash412]

I already called it.

No, you said, in small type that was hardly noticed...

I volunteer to be in charge of the strippers.

As Stripper General, I WILL allow you to be my lacky and be in charge of the strippers AFTER I have ensured the quality of the (female strippers') goods.

The position of quality assurance for any male strippers is up for grabs. Suitable candidates applying for said position should know that I might be able to be bribed. Just sayin'. Depends on what's offered. After all, this IS politics.

That is all.

Signed,
Your STRIPPER GENERAL

 

[MOONDOG59]

Man, it's been a loooong winter........

You can say that again.....! All the coo-coo's coming out of hibrination...

 

[Rapid_Roy]

I think turpentine is a general stripper.

 

[testinglogin]

You can say that again.....! All the coo-coo's coming out of hibrination...

Coming out of hibernation? We've been on here partying all winter. Welcome to the party!

 

[iRene]

I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor... Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,

Josh aka Herr Metzger

I gotta admire your gumption, young man! You go!

 

[mrich12000]

In the next life

[/B]

I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor now and secure your portion of the 3 million in stashed MOA gold!!!!
I'm going to need an MOA Canadian dictator-general, I'm going to need a few USA dictator-generals to help keep the riff-raff in line, and I'm also going to need a forum dictator-general to make sure nobody says anything disparaging about my leadership online. I'm also accepting applications for beer-general, wine-general, hard liquor-general, and motorcycle-general. I may also need a waterboarding-general. That seems to be popular, these days.

I don't care what you ride, as long as you keep paying. I also don't care what country you are from, as long as you keep paying. There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

Under my leadership, . There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.

Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,
Josh aka Herr Metzger

Holly for Canadian Director

Up the Revolution already the gods are angry

 

[testinglogin]

[/B] Holly for Canadian Director

Up the Revolution already the gods are angry

Holly would be PERFECT! She would also be very helpful when we decide to expand into Iceland.

 

[RIDERR1150GSADV]

thread is political in nature...... ought to be doghoused.....

 

[testinglogin]

thread is political in nature...... ought to be doghoused.....

Ah! But it's about the MOA - maybe it belongs in Clubhouse?

 

[OUTBACKUFO]

Ah! But it's about the MOA - maybe it belongs in Clubhouse?

I am willing to be you OFFICAL OF DO NOTHING BUT SIT BEHIND A BIG DESK AND LOOK IMPORTANT but play adultswim games all day on the peoples dime....
while you are running off to south seas islands with the General of Strippers and Beer.....

OR

Maybe the younger brother who when you are very old and ill on yout death bed i will take over and bring coke cola and DVDs to the people..

 

[OUTBACKUFO]

Yes it has been a long winter... awoke to a near white out conditions in the valley... at 6 am it was clear skys... by 8am it was a blizzard.... just picked up the GS from the repair shop...








i am still waiting for my BIG FANCY DESK

 

[testinglogin]

Yes it has been a long winter... awoke to a near white out conditions in the valley... at 6 am it was clear skys... by 8am it was a blizzard.... just picked up the GS from the repair shop...








i am still waiting for my BIG FANCY DESK

Once we get established properly, we can begin to invest in the MOA weather machine so you'll be able to ride whenever you wish. In the meantime I'll place the order for one "big fancy desk", a good computer for your uhh... "work", and I think you can also be the MOA Australian general. Do whatever you wish or don't wish. I trust your judgment.

 

[Ctrod]

I think turpentine is a general stripper.

 

[beemokat]

I'm in, I'll administrate the caste system (that we all know doesn't exist).