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That guy ate too many mushrooms in college

I am surprised he survived.

Ahhh yes, Mr. Flat Earth. He’s just out to answer the question of how one orbits a flat planet.

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DG

Just think of the ways he could have gained the information he wanted for a bit less than $20,000. A plane ride, a balloon ride, a drive in the Rockies an elevator ride up One World Trade Center or a dose of LSD.

Rocket

akbeemer said:

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Send picture or video to Kim jung dung tell him real men ride their own rockets

He must have watched that video of Evil Kneival jumping that ditch on a rocket bike. Make that trying to jump that ditch. I guess he really didn't quite make it. Seems like I remember a parachute being deployed.

akbeemer said:

Just think of the ways he could have gained the information he wanted for a bit less than $20,000. A plane ride, a balloon ride, a drive in the Rockies an elevator ride up One World Trade Center or a dose of LSD.

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Pretty sure he already tried the LSD approach.

This was Plan B.

Lawnchair Larry

Don't forget Lawnchair Larry who tied 45 helium weather balloons to a patio chair and took off in his airship called Inspiration I, what could go wrong? The landing plan was to carry a BB gun and shoot out balloons one at a time until be gently floated down. The miscalculation he did not need that many balloons so he shot up realy fast and realy high and it got realy cold and he dropped the gun, after that he floated into LAX airspace got tangled in some power lines caused a blackout and lived, 11 years later at age 44 he died, cause of death suicide apparently he never regained that 15 minutes of fame.

Thanks Wikipedia for filling in the details of Larry Walters

Looks like definite Airhead material. Does he like funny hats, bad coffee, and cold wet campouts?