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Bright Ideas For BMWMOA

Wanna hear my ideas?

  • Oh yeah! Buzzez, what are these ideas you have? Please tell us.

    Votes: 18 75.0%
  • Get lost you knucklehead. We don't take to kindly to your type around here.

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24
selil said:
I have a bright idea nobody is willing to listen too.

We need a slashdot, osnews, blog style front page to BMWMOA that can carry bmw news and motorcycling news. Especially with a comments feature that automatically starts a thread in the forums. Five or six stories a day especially user submitted would be an awesome traffic generator.

the blog is the round bank of the 00's...

auto-generating threads? dont we already have a script that automatically generates the following threads every month or so?

- "i didnt get my ON yet!"
- "can i use non-BMW oil?"
- "where is the 2010 rally?"
- "i got my ON!"
- "the new bikes are ugly!"
- "the new bikes are gorgeous"
- "motorists are dopey!"
- "can anyone recommend a good anti-fogging solution?"
- "what tires should i get?"

:D
 
selil said:
I have a bright idea nobody is willing to listen too.

We need a slashdot, osnews, blog style front page to BMWMOA that can carry bmw news and motorcycling news. Especially with a comments feature that automatically starts a thread in the forums. Five or six stories a day especially user submitted would be an awesome traffic generator.

This one's for knary...

How about a DYNAMIC link on the MOA front page that says: Today's Forums Hot Topic: Lifting your Motorcycle

Dynamic means the link changes every 15 minutes or so to show the latest or most active post. Then you can drive traffic from the front page to the Forum.
 
Burnszilla said:
This one's for knary...

How about a DYNAMIC link on the MOA front page that says: Today's Forums Hot Topic: Lifting your Motorcycle

Dynamic means the link changes every 15 minutes or so to show the latest or most active post. Then you can drive traffic from the front page to the Forum.
Oooh... Dynamic!
Like how 'bout scrolling Java headlines and blink tags for a retro-themed site? (that was a Merv Griffin "Ooh" courtesy of Rick Moranis, btw).
 
tessler said:
Oooh... Dynamic!
Like how 'bout scrolling Java headlines and blink tags for a retro-themed site? (that was a Merv Griffin "Ooh" courtesy of Rick Moranis, btw).
Scrolling and blinking on websites was so 1996. It's considered a faux pas now. :stick
 
Burnszilla said:
Scrolling and blinking on websites was so 1996. It's considered a faux pas now.
Like, Duh!! (sorry man, that Nasonex commercial with the giant talking bee got me on edge again).

marK11LT said:
thats so 1996?
Yeah, What marK sed!


(3-minute-later edit): Oh yeah, where's that guy with the ideas, already!? :lurk
 
Hey Buzzez. You want me to have Rider kick your butt off of JM so you'll put your ideas up? :ha
 
Sorry , Whew long day, and then I had to watch the season finale of 'The Office' :D

OK here's an idea....

As you all can see from my post count I haven't been very active here at the BMWMOA forum. Why? Might have something to do with content. We need more and better content. Quality content begets quality content. :huh Or something like that. :p How do we encourage more better content? Maybe a little incentive would help. :deal

Maybe if we award the 'best' Ride, tech or product evaluation report of each month posted here on the forum with a little recognition by putting it in print in the BMWON. Not that we don't get some great reports here but I would wager we'd get more and better thought out reports if that were the case.

There, that's one of my 'bright ideas'. Dumb? Been floated already? Doable? :dunno Anyone else have any bright ideas? :1drink :lurk

BTW

I'm not a stalker. :nono Marilyn has nothing to fear. I love her like a sister. Hi Marilyn :wave
 
Buzzez said:
Sorry , Whew long day, and then I had to watch the season finale of 'The Office' :D

My idea for you will not take 3 pages...get a tivo, or two or three...twas a good episode btw.
 
andy45320 said:
My idea for you will not take 3 pages...get a tivo, or two or three...twas a good episode btw.


Yeah I was toiling out in the field all day. :knary Opps, OK heres another idea We need more smileys over here. :D
 
If you want content then give us content. Lead by example.

Smileys. The brothers and sisters to the north are still waiting for their Canadian flag, while Mark11LT refuses to use them at all. This is an idea to wait for page 2 for?

Buzzez were you working in the fields or polishing the stinger? (It is a reference to an old SNL skit not a outright diss.)

For this meshugina I stayed up until 11pm while having a cold. IÔÇÖm going to bed.

Good night Gracie where ever you are.
 
sorry but this thread is getting to be a :snore


get the bloody ideas out or go riding...
 
Buzzez said:
I will, but first I need some help. I met this girl a couple weekends ago. She said she had something to do with BMWMOA. I got a pic of her while we were talking. Anybody know her? She's really nice.

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Holy crap! And she looks *fat* in that picture, too. It's off to the fitness center tonight after work (really)....
 
Mar said:
Holy crap! And she looks *fat* in that picture, too. It's off to the fitness center tonight after work (really)....

:nono You look lovely :hug ;) and it was great seeing you again. :nod

Back to the bright ideas thing...I'll bet there's a few that wish they could change their vote now. :laugh
 
Buzzez said:
PS

I usually charge a lot of $ for my Ideas. :D :bikes :type

Attributed to many, I will attribute the quote to P.T.Barnum: ÔÇÿNo one ever lost money underestimating the taste of the American public.ÔÇÖ

Must work for intelligence also.
 
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