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I'm ready for more jokes.
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rangerreece
RangerReece
You guys are on a roll this week; good stuff.
What can't not be fixed with Duct Tape??
Lack of toilet paper?
exgman
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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.
globalrider
Alps Adventurer
I just love those Just Stop Oil protesters. They are a hoot but not too intelligent. How do they heat their home and who trucks in their food, but this one takes it...
globalrider
Alps Adventurer
It could be worse. One of my commercial students who is with a major airline started off in an Airbus. The usual comment was "Oh, what now". He switched over to Boeing. Give me a Boeing any day.
The 96th Oscars will air live on ABC on Sunday, March 10, 2024. The awards show will air live on ABC and in more than 200 territories worldwide from Los Angeles's Dolby Theatre at Ovation Hollywood.
Seems like kind of a self-congratulatory snoozer.
Comedian Bill Maher announced some of the new categories.......or- some categories that should be included.
Remember- It's Bill Maher-
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Seems like kind of a self-congratulatory snoozer.
Comedian Bill Maher announced some of the new categories.......or- some categories that should be included.
Remember- It's Bill Maher-
OM
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