As ___ as ___

[arthurdent]

as jumpy as a frog in a sack.

(had never heard that one before until last night on a rockumentary)

 

[junkjohn]

As bored as a MOA forum member in winter

I think we have a winner.

 

[Bud]

As nervous as a whore in church.

 

[clowry]

As nutty as a fruitcake.

As crazy as a loon.

As slow as molasses in January.

As poor as church mice.

 

[nelliott]

I am going to bend the game....slightly


Strong like bull, smart like streetcar.


Oh by the way, your village called, their idiot is missing.

 

[dieselyoda]

As smart as a bag of hammers.

To bend,

A few bricks shy of a load.

 

[manicmechanic]

As slick as snot on a kid's lip

 

[nelliott]

As slippery as buttered snot.

 

[oldnslow]

As nutty as a squirrel turd.

 

[bullet]

As sharp as a bowling ball.

 

[osbornk]

This was made by a Community College President in a staff meeting.

"As obvious as a turd in a punchbowl."

 

[clowry]

As naked as a jay-bird.

 

[bullet]

As slippery as snot on a doorknob.

 

[gsjay]

as neat as S**T

 

[jeffd]

as slippery as two eels ****ing in a bucket of snot

 

[bullet]

As horny as a three-horned goat.

 

[LDB]

as right as rain

 

[bullet]

as crowded as the Ganges on laundry day.

 

[junkjohn]

as good as it gets

 

[MCMXCIVRS]

As dark as the inside of a cow.