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The real trick is to dance nekkid around the pole with one sock on but with bare feet.![]()
Bad visual, bad visual.![]()
tavern talk (or is it locker room talk)....where are the mods when ya need em!
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The real trick is to dance nekkid around the pole with one sock on but with bare feet.![]()
Bad visual, bad visual.![]()
Hey, I'm in good shape! You do have a point.....this thread has gotten pretty funny. Or, perhaps it started out that way? (What a post!)Let's the average member's age is in the high 50's, 85% are male...and you want to see nudity at the rally...![]()
Let's the average member's age is in the high 50's, 85% are male...and you want to see nudity at the rally...![]()
As I remember both the dolls and the sheep were deflated.
Motard
As I remember both the dolls and the sheep were deflated.
Motard
If you don't remember you were there ?![]()
I think I saw a sheep in the Airhead tent but then again it was sighted or cited at Camp Gears. Who done it![]()
In Wyoming there was someone carrying around a stuffed salmon. To this day it makes me think twice when I go out for a dinner.
Nudity ! Please let the camp shirts and exhibition pants, I mean expedition pants do their job. Its bad enough looking at feet graced with sandals.![]()
we loved it when a few girls would flash or just get nakid and party... Is it just completely impossible to have some fun...
Really, now...
This is a BMW owner's group. Did you see the uproar about a pretty girl advertising helmets in the owners' news a few months ago.
I'm a complete weirdo; I've been riding BMW motorcycles since I was 18. I became a fuddy-duddy at a young age. But not such a fuddy duddy that I want to spend 5 days locked in an encampment with a bunch of well-kempt old men trying to wrench on my scoot. I have learned about rallies:
The Cruiser Rally:
Drunken, Crank-riddled loonies running around in whiskey caked mud. FOr the record, I have yet to meet a woman at any motorcycle rally that I really wanted to see with her clothes off. They don't get the memo at cruiser rallies. I've seen far too many snake tattoos on too many leathery biker "babes." Its like the third circle of Dante's Inferno.
The BMW Rally:
Really nice people, many of whom seem to be in a hurry to complete the routine maintenance schedules on my bike. Their tents are too clean and they bring children, who should be out REALLY camping, in the forest, on foot, with a backpack...
Lots of good food, old dudes and coffee. Good mechanical work done cheap or free. Definitely not a place to go for excitement, but few places are anymore. Once again... please, no nudity. The girls of AARP, Nein Danke.
Its why I don't go to rallies. I like to take off with friends, go stay overnight in a tent and ride home the next day. Go someplace isolated enough where we can misbehave but with no crowds or lines... and no adult supervision.
I love all bikes and bikers but generally dislike their gatherings. Also, I've just never seen nudity and bikes go together, except in easyriders. ANd you can have it all; you can go for a ride and have a copy of easyriders in your saddlebag... Jesse cans make great beer coolers...
Now is the original post about posting pictures of wives???? Uhhh, OK, that's just a little weird. Besides, wives usually run away after their 5th or 6th Rally and go on vacations where they have manicures...
we got together for parties we loved it when a few girls would flash or just get nakid and party.
the correct spelling is "nekkid"
according to the late great lewis grizzard:
"In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!"
can i get an amen?
ian
As a former touring musician and now a nerdy student, I miss those parties, too.
it's not too late, you're still young.............
(Come to think of it, I've not seen any black BMW members ever mentioned, are there any?)