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why no nakid girls

Let's the average member's age is in the high 50's, 85% are male...and you want to see nudity at the rally...
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Hey, I'm in good shape! You do have a point.....this thread has gotten pretty funny. Or, perhaps it started out that way? (What a post!)
 
Blue footed Boobies, no less!
Dance magic birds, dance!!!! :laugh
How does that punchline go again, "and then Eve said, 'what do I do with this worthless boob'?, so God created Man".
 
Really, now...

This is a BMW owner's group. Did you see the uproar about a pretty girl advertising helmets in the owners' news a few months ago.

I'm a complete weirdo; I've been riding BMW motorcycles since I was 18. I became a fuddy-duddy at a young age. But not such a fuddy duddy that I want to spend 5 days locked in an encampment with a bunch of well-kempt old men trying to wrench on my scoot. I have learned about rallies:

The Cruiser Rally:

Drunken, Crank-riddled loonies running around in whiskey caked mud. FOr the record, I have yet to meet a woman at any motorcycle rally that I really wanted to see with her clothes off. They don't get the memo at cruiser rallies. I've seen far too many snake tattoos on too many leathery biker "babes." Its like the third circle of Dante's Inferno.

The BMW Rally:

Really nice people, many of whom seem to be in a hurry to complete the routine maintenance schedules on my bike. Their tents are too clean and they bring children, who should be out REALLY camping, in the forest, on foot, with a backpack...

Lots of good food, old dudes and coffee. Good mechanical work done cheap or free. Definitely not a place to go for excitement, but few places are anymore. Once again... please, no nudity. The girls of AARP, Nein Danke.

Its why I don't go to rallies. I like to take off with friends, go stay overnight in a tent and ride home the next day. Go someplace isolated enough where we can misbehave but with no crowds or lines... and no adult supervision.

I love all bikes and bikers but generally dislike their gatherings. Also, I've just never seen nudity and bikes go together, except in easyriders. ANd you can have it all; you can go for a ride and have a copy of easyriders in your saddlebag... Jesse cans make great beer coolers...

Now is the original post about posting pictures of wives???? Uhhh, OK, that's just a little weird. Besides, wives usually run away after their 5th or 6th Rally and go on vacations where they have manicures...
 
If you don't remember you were there ? :scratch

I think I saw a sheep in the Airhead tent but then again it was sighted or cited at Camp Gears. Who done it :dunno

In Wyoming there was someone carrying around a stuffed salmon. To this day it makes me think twice when I go out for a dinner.

Nudity ! Please let the camp shirts and exhibition pants, I mean expedition pants do their job. Its bad enough looking at feet graced with sandals. :whistle

Magically moving sheep and stuffed salmon. You *really* should stop bringing that 'shine to the rallies. :lol
 
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About as close as it gets to nekkid/naked/nakid or whatever at a BMW Rally.. We are a pretty mild bunch!;)
 
Really, now...

This is a BMW owner's group. Did you see the uproar about a pretty girl advertising helmets in the owners' news a few months ago.

I'm a complete weirdo; I've been riding BMW motorcycles since I was 18. I became a fuddy-duddy at a young age. But not such a fuddy duddy that I want to spend 5 days locked in an encampment with a bunch of well-kempt old men trying to wrench on my scoot. I have learned about rallies:

The Cruiser Rally:

Drunken, Crank-riddled loonies running around in whiskey caked mud. FOr the record, I have yet to meet a woman at any motorcycle rally that I really wanted to see with her clothes off. They don't get the memo at cruiser rallies. I've seen far too many snake tattoos on too many leathery biker "babes." Its like the third circle of Dante's Inferno.

The BMW Rally:

Really nice people, many of whom seem to be in a hurry to complete the routine maintenance schedules on my bike. Their tents are too clean and they bring children, who should be out REALLY camping, in the forest, on foot, with a backpack...

Lots of good food, old dudes and coffee. Good mechanical work done cheap or free. Definitely not a place to go for excitement, but few places are anymore. Once again... please, no nudity. The girls of AARP, Nein Danke.

Its why I don't go to rallies. I like to take off with friends, go stay overnight in a tent and ride home the next day. Go someplace isolated enough where we can misbehave but with no crowds or lines... and no adult supervision.

I love all bikes and bikers but generally dislike their gatherings. Also, I've just never seen nudity and bikes go together, except in easyriders. ANd you can have it all; you can go for a ride and have a copy of easyriders in your saddlebag... Jesse cans make great beer coolers...

Now is the original post about posting pictures of wives???? Uhhh, OK, that's just a little weird. Besides, wives usually run away after their 5th or 6th Rally and go on vacations where they have manicures...

Hey MrGrocer -

You just mirrored my sentiments and sediments, exactly. That's why I always BYOB.

In short, I'll take the "pepsi challenge" for eye candy, any day I ride two-up on the road, or camped out under the stares and stars. :hug

With gentle warm tail winds...

J.K. :wow

P.S. For my 1,000th post. :thumb
 
the correct spelling is "nekkid"

according to the late great lewis grizzard:

"In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!"

can i get an amen?

ian

Amen.:bikes
 
Naked Launch

Finally, someone has had the unbridled courage to address (or undress) the naked girl issue. While we are at it, we should also take a long look at the total lack of rumbling, plundering, pillaging, or terrorizing that characterizes a typical BMW gathering. What the hell kind of motorcycle gang is this?

:cat
 
Hey and why not a bit of gay nudity while you are at it, for all of those of you that are secret 'Broke Back Bikers', just for the sake of balance and equal rights, which BMWMOA up holds.
A few white women and black guys, I bet that would go down a storm.
(Come to think of it, I've not seen any black BMW members ever mentioned, are there any?)

See I'm guessing there's no nudity, because 'any' opens up a whole can of worms.

Nude worms!!!!!
 
(Come to think of it, I've not seen any black BMW members ever mentioned, are there any?)

Yes. I rode with one at the RA rally at the Bilmore back in '07, and there are others. We are a more diverse group than many realize, I think. That's a good thing. :thumb
 
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