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In Wisconsin (Motto: "We Drink More!"), snowmobiles are what groups of weekend drunks use to get from bar to bar when the snow is too deep for a Harley ...
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On my usual route home today, along a snowy back road in southern Minnesota started an idea for a thread, so here it goes:
Today the cold landscape of about -2 was accentuated in its emptiness and desolation by a light snow and wind whipping up some fine powder snow like great big white veils dancing across the roads surface.
Here I was in my cage getting bored stiff listening to NPR describe some dumb damn thing happening in Italy or Rome (I duuno, Silvia Pujoli it's pretty boring), anyways sort of lulling in a semi conscious state, I looked up real quick to see a single light, and just for an instant, had a jillion emotions come to the top IT'S A MOTORCYCLE!
Well my first thought was "lucky bastard! He gets to ride meanwhile here I am in my damn Subaru in a damn suit and tie...." and the next line of thinking is "why how did he get it out of his garage, boy I hope he has some heat in those grips"
And the last thought (having all occur almost simultaneously) was silly bastard, it's too cold to ride"....
WELL IS WASNT A MOTORCYCLE IT WAS A SLED! When I got in about 200 yards, to see what was heading down the two lane toward me, I could see this guy all wrapped up in $7000.00 worth of Cabalas finest goose hunting camouflage one piece coveralls and a neon cobalt almost fuc@$!%g glowing fuchsia colored glittered full face helmet.
Here it was -2 degree in 15 mph wind, and this guy had his face shield up, no glasses, and the biggest happy, crap eating grin on his face I've seen since....well since seeing other motorcyclists last fall before all this tit freezing scrotum shriveling cold hit the state of Minnesota (please moderators, it was words, but not done in an offensive way, don't dog me here).
I was suddenly green with jealousy, and it was all I could do from turning around right there and driving into the cities to buy a sled.
Do you all think it's a good idea? Have you ever experienced "sled envy" this time of the year?
Do you all ready have a sled?
Do you think they are stinking little two cycle danger traps out to annoy their neighbors with that totally obnoxious whine "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiieeeeeee".....
What say ye, Brothers and sisters of the BMWMOA? Please help me with this thread, I am sooo bummed because I got to work instead of going to party in new Glarus!!!Please donÔÇÖt skunk me!
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My flexible flyer lived up to it's name when I buried the metal lip up front a 1/2 inch into a tree.That brings back memories. Suicide hill. Every town that gets snow has one somewhere.
Do you all think it's a good idea? Have you ever experienced "sled envy" this time of the year?
Do you all ready have a sled?
Do you think they are stinking little two cycle danger traps out to annoy their neighbors with that totally obnoxious whine "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiieeeeeee".....
What say ye, Brothers and sisters of the BMWMOA? Please help me with this thread, I am sooo bummed because I got to work instead of going to party in new Glarus!!!Please donÔÇÖt skunk me!
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