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Hogaan!
I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor now and secure your portion of the 3 million in stashed MOA gold!!!!
I'm going to need an MOA Canadian dictator-general, I'm going to need a few USA dictator-generals to help keep the riff-raff in line, and I'm also going to need a forum dictator-general to make sure nobody says anything disparaging about my leadership online. I'm also accepting applications for beer-general, wine-general, hard liquor-general, and motorcycle-general. I may also need a waterboarding-general. That seems to be popular, these days.
I don't care what you ride, as long as you keep paying. I also don't care what country you are from, as long as you keep paying. There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.
Under my leadership, rallies will offer free beer and strippers. There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.
Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!
Signed, your dictator in waiting,
Josh aka Herr Metzger
I'm going to need an MOA Canadian dictator-general, I'm going to need a few USA dictator-generals to help keep the riff-raff in line, and I'm also going to need a forum dictator-general to make sure nobody says anything disparaging about my leadership online. I'm also accepting applications for beer-general, wine-general, hard liquor-general, and motorcycle-general. I may also need a waterboarding-general. That seems to be popular, these days.
I don't care what you ride, as long as you keep paying. I also don't care what country you are from, as long as you keep paying. There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.
Under my leadership, rallies will offer free beer and strippers. There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.
Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!
Signed, your dictator in waiting,
Josh aka Herr Metzger
and allow me to be the best looking guy in the executive of your administration.
