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Turntable

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Nothing to do with motorcycles but would someone explain why the turntable in the microwave never turns the same way twice in a row? The turntable on my old record player always turns the same way. :)
 
Has to do with the Flux Capacitor alignment to the encapsulator.

Joe

Well hang on there, sometimes the encapsulator signal will accept micro-voltage from the free electrons instead of the pentavalent atoms, changing the rotation via the DC coupler.
 
I think some features of the Entabulator were used:

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I believe the Entabulator is the old manual version, compared to the solid-state Encapsulator.

Correct. But if the Throttle Grosket Diversifier does not engage with the Finnigan Pin then it reverts back to the first generation Entabulator. I think you can find them on eBay.
Basically: new technology vs old. Just ask a Millennial.
 
Ya know, back in '84 I had a chance to invest in the original Entabulators; was an inside tip. Think I did? Noooooooo.
I could've been rich now.
 
One day, as I was walking through the kitchen...

One day, as I was walking through the kitchen, my wife asked me why I was carrying my .45.

"F****n' Decepticons," I told her.

I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, then I shot the toaster.


No clue about the microwave, though. Turntables have to go the direction the music is recorded, unless, yeah, you want to hear a satanic message about Paul being dead, or something.
 
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