dieselyoda
Active member
One of my favorite wheels ever was an R80RT with Snowflakes that ran forever at a perfect 68 mph two up. My son and I put 300,000 kms on it. Damn, she was a fine girl..............and then I sold it................'nuff said there, thank you.
So I got a barn find, been to bed poorly for 17 years. I popped a chubby! Ok,that might be a Canadian term but I think you get my meaning.
In it's life of solitude, being alone, cold in a barn, winter after winter, wanting to be loved again and ridden only like you can with a lady like this, I got her. My loving hands caress every inch of her thinking of the fond, wonderful and the most satisfying times I ever had with a lady.Wouldn't you know, you see, a couple harsh winters alone and the battery froze. And the bastard, leaked. Back corner of the frame at the swing arm. Damn.
So the R80RT is the best bike BMW ever made. I need to make this girl understand I love her but there will be some hurt. You know the saying, "this will hurt me more than you." I need to strip her bare. The kind of bare you seen in porn videos. I gotta give my babydoll a bath in some sandblasting at the corner of her most gorgeous rear frame. If the battery acid leak was real bad and the frame is thin, the right thing might be to do the right thing and let her go knowing I love her.
So far, all has been pretty good. Taking pieces off her like we are about to have our first date. Slow and gentle. I will go hard and fast after she is all mine. Like all fine ladies, she has been a little stubborn to undress. However, my problem is like taking a chastity belt off without a key and..............I've never seen one.....
To add more to the story, I have been a pro wrench for 35 years or more. I am the go-to guy to remove broken bolts, bearings from whatever and, if I don't mind saying, and I don't, I am damn good at rear crankshaft seals. But, I need my babe naked and I gotta get her naked so I gotta pull the steering head.
I can't! Top bearing won't budge. I put three rounds of heat, cherry kinda heat, shocked with cold-shot, lots of seafoam, lots of patience, big, then bigger hammer. Damn!!!
I'm might have to go old school and use a puller from the bottom with a blind plate but maybe someone has an idea?
So I got a barn find, been to bed poorly for 17 years. I popped a chubby! Ok,that might be a Canadian term but I think you get my meaning.
In it's life of solitude, being alone, cold in a barn, winter after winter, wanting to be loved again and ridden only like you can with a lady like this, I got her. My loving hands caress every inch of her thinking of the fond, wonderful and the most satisfying times I ever had with a lady.Wouldn't you know, you see, a couple harsh winters alone and the battery froze. And the bastard, leaked. Back corner of the frame at the swing arm. Damn.
So the R80RT is the best bike BMW ever made. I need to make this girl understand I love her but there will be some hurt. You know the saying, "this will hurt me more than you." I need to strip her bare. The kind of bare you seen in porn videos. I gotta give my babydoll a bath in some sandblasting at the corner of her most gorgeous rear frame. If the battery acid leak was real bad and the frame is thin, the right thing might be to do the right thing and let her go knowing I love her.
So far, all has been pretty good. Taking pieces off her like we are about to have our first date. Slow and gentle. I will go hard and fast after she is all mine. Like all fine ladies, she has been a little stubborn to undress. However, my problem is like taking a chastity belt off without a key and..............I've never seen one.....
To add more to the story, I have been a pro wrench for 35 years or more. I am the go-to guy to remove broken bolts, bearings from whatever and, if I don't mind saying, and I don't, I am damn good at rear crankshaft seals. But, I need my babe naked and I gotta get her naked so I gotta pull the steering head.
I can't! Top bearing won't budge. I put three rounds of heat, cherry kinda heat, shocked with cold-shot, lots of seafoam, lots of patience, big, then bigger hammer. Damn!!!
I'm might have to go old school and use a puller from the bottom with a blind plate but maybe someone has an idea?