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I'm ready for more jokes.

They got 'em!!!

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but they only fit DeLoreans...

Kudos to O'Reilly for putting some cheer in these days. :thumb
 
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
 
In the Netherlands, people are stocking up on toilet paper and weed... for ****s, and giggles.

And apparently Greece is running low of hummus and taramasalata, leading to fears of a double-dip recession.
 
You guys are getting ugly. To quote the character Dr. Maturin in “Master and Commander”, “He who would pun, would pick a pocket”.
 
In the Netherlands, people are stocking up on toilet paper and weed... for ****s, and giggles.

And apparently Greece is running low of hummus and taramasalata, leading to fears of a double-dip recession.

And, just remember, that it's all s***s and giggles until someone giggles and s***s! :eek
 
Caution when out riding...

The Indiana Department of Transportation clean-up crew recently found over 200 dead crows off and along I-70, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paint appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Indiana Department of Safety then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.

The Indiana Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah,"
not a single one could shout "bike."

(I submit this with my sincere apologies. I think this self isolation is getting to me.)
 
Caution when out riding...

The Indiana Department of Transportation clean-up crew recently found over 200 dead crows off and along I-70, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paint appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Indiana Department of Safety then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.

The Indiana Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah,"
not a single one could shout "bike."

(I submit this with my sincere apologies. I think this self isolation is getting to me.)


Ouch! :banghead
 
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