It reminds me of a guy I used to work for. We did HVAC work, but also sold standby generators. We had a customer call in because his generator would not run. I went out and looked at it and discovered it had broken both connecting rods. It just clattered when I spun it over. I verified it by pulling the spark plugs and it had zero compression, and I even stuck a ink pen down against the pistons and spun it over, and the pistons didn't move. (A V-twin Briggs and Stratton) I went back and my boss asked me what was wrong and I spent the next 15 minutes trying to explain how I knew the connecting rods were broken without tearing the engine apart. He wanted me to go back and pull the engine and tear it down to make sure, probable a 3-4 hour job. He just didn't get it. I finally told him I would bet my next years paycheck and he decided to take my word for it.
Another time I looked at one that the valve timing was off. Valve overlap was occurring with the piston about 1/2 way up the stroke. Another 15 minutes wasted trying to explain how I knew the timing gear key had sheared without taking the engine apart.![]()