May The 4th Be With You

For all you Star Wars Fans, today is a special day.

Unfortunately, on April 30th, there was a great disturbance in the Force with the passing of Peter Mayhew, better known to fans as Chewbacca.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Mayhew

While the special effects in the Star Wars movies see antiquated, they were cutting edge for their day. The series also lead to Lucasfilm Studios......and we all know how that worked out

"That's no moon, it's a space station"

OM

May the Schwartz be with you

Be ready out there!

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Be ready you must.

I want to build a lightsaber, but I can't find any khyber crystals... BBY? EME?

from https://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-737467-1.html

Q: Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A: Wookieeleaks

Q: What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A: Obi-Juan Kenobi

Q: Why is Yoda so good at gardening?
A: Because he has a green thumb.

Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter (also acceptable: Luke Dishwasher)

Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course

I’ve heard Amazon will soon be selling the crystals, supposedly Bezos brought back a shipment on his space flight.