Well, after 103k miles, I finally had to tow my beloved R1150RT last night. Good thing I signed up for the platinum MOA coverage as my 60 mile trip was covered.
The driver arrived on a flat bed with a Condor wheel chock that was on rollers. So we just tied down the bike on the pavement and rolled it up via the cable. Then tied it down a bit more and it didn't move a bit.

Been chasing intermittent, "crank but no start" issues so I'm kind of glad it stranded me now rather than this weekend's planned trip through southern Ohio.

I have my R90s, which I'll enjoy just as much.

My advice. Get the Plat plan. It's good insurance.