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El Dookey loves to ride.
My quest for physical, mental, and spiritual perfection has led me to the greatest discovery to date. The new, fabulous exercise regimen that will tone and shape my body into what I have always wanted. Yoga - c'mon. Pilates? So yesterday. I am writing to you about: Pirates. (pronounced "pie rotties").
Its kinda like Tai Bo in that it takes the potential negative energy of pseudo-violence and gives it a positive channel through the golden chakra which clenses it with a white light of love. We swash about with swords and have to wear an eye patch and say "Arrrrrr" all the time. The teacher/sensi/guide is called "Cap'n" and we are all "mateys" (at least until our enrollment checks clear).
Pirating (pie-ratting) culminates in the taking of other peoples worldly possesions (thereby setting them free of the ties that bind) and the consumption of hard tack (look for the Carb-free Atkins Hard Tack in the aisles at D&W, Kroger, and CostCo). True Pie-rates are known by the blackness of our teeth, our ripped abs, and the odd habit of having small candles burning in our beards.
Join me?
VISA/MC/AMEX/Discover/NOVUS accepted
Its kinda like Tai Bo in that it takes the potential negative energy of pseudo-violence and gives it a positive channel through the golden chakra which clenses it with a white light of love. We swash about with swords and have to wear an eye patch and say "Arrrrrr" all the time. The teacher/sensi/guide is called "Cap'n" and we are all "mateys" (at least until our enrollment checks clear).
Pirating (pie-ratting) culminates in the taking of other peoples worldly possesions (thereby setting them free of the ties that bind) and the consumption of hard tack (look for the Carb-free Atkins Hard Tack in the aisles at D&W, Kroger, and CostCo). True Pie-rates are known by the blackness of our teeth, our ripped abs, and the odd habit of having small candles burning in our beards.
Join me?
VISA/MC/AMEX/Discover/NOVUS accepted