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World coming to an end..........

K

kgadley01

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Well everyone, according to some questionable sources the world is supposed to end tomorrow. What are your plans for your last day on Earth????? We are going to ride to North Carolina to attend a BMW Owners picnic. If it does end, I'll be with my friends eating Brauts and riding Beemers. :wave
 
World coming to an end, women and children will be hardest hit. The stock market scheduled to close esrly due to world coming to an end.
 
I plan on going around collecting all the motorcycles the "believers" will not be needing anymore.
 
Everyone and everything will be replaced with identical people and objects.
No difference will be detectable.

A fifty-foot dinosaur has been spotted off the coast of Fukashima, awakened by the nearby nuclear disaster.
The Japanese army is watching helplessly as millions of civilians scream in panic.
 
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Pauls1150 said:
Everyone and everything will be replaced with identical people and objects.
No difference will be detectable.

A fifty-foot dinosaur has been spotted off the coast of Fukashima, awakened by the nearby nuclear disaster.
The Japanese army is watching helplessly as millions of civilians scream in panic.
Click to expand...

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
 
Here's how to have fun today:

Buy an inflatable doll, rent a helium tank.
Clothe doll, inflate with helium.
Release near your closest rapture get together.

Hilarity ensues... works better with larger groups.
 
Should I short sell my stocks and bonds and get what I can for them. Since the world is coming to an end and all.
 
Rode my bike into work today, not because it might be my last chance, but because it finally stopped raining long enough to get it out. Mowed the lawn when I got home, again because of finally getting some dry weather. Well, sort of dry, as I did get some rain drops on me as I finished it up. At least it will look nice for the finale, if it comes.

As for me, I'm ready if it does, but I don't think it will today. NO man knows the day and the hour, according to GOD himself. Only HE knows for sure.
 
B1Pilot said:
Here's how to have fun today:

Buy an inflatable doll, rent a helium tank.
Clothe doll, inflate with helium.
Release near your closest rapture get together.

Hilarity ensues... works better with larger groups.
Click to expand...

Now that's Funny!!!! :ha

Guess I'll put off washing the bike till tomorrow.
 
Well I rode back from our picnic with Kenny and the bunch as fast as I could. I figured what the heck this might just be my last ride. My wife kept hitting my helmet & jabbing me in the ribs. I was going over 100 mph on I-485 when I saw three LEO's (two city & one sheriff) comming down the ramp lights & sirens going. I rolled the throttle off & they just went right on past me.:dunno

I just got a call from my buddy Keith who is doing the Iron Butt CC50 ride this weekend from Houston Tx. He said everything is good to go in Houston.

I'm calling this MYTH BUSTED:nyah
 
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