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I'm ready for more jokes.

A young son approached his father and asked
Dad, what's the difference between Realistically and Hypothetically?

The Dad thought for a second and said
Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with the Milkman for a million dollars
The boy returned and said yes she would.

Now go ask your older sister if she would do the same.
The boy returned and confirmed she would.

The Dad then said
Son, Hypothetically we are millionaires. Realistically, we live with a couple of sluts.
 
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I went to a psychic a while back....
Walked up to the door and knocked.
Somebody inside called out, "Who's there?"
So I left.
 
Doctor: "Sir, I have bad news and good news"

Patient: "What's the bad news?"

"Your drinking, smoking and staying up all hours chasing women has caught up with you. I give you six more months to live."

"Damn. Can I do anything? What's the good news."

"Yes, should stop drinking, smoking and chasing women."

"Will it make me live longer?"

"No, but it sure will seem like it."
 
A Classic Description

After todays SpaceX Starship rocket failure, the company issued a statement calling it:




”A RAPID UNSCHEDULED DISASSEMBLY” (It blew up)



True story!



:dance:dance:dance
 
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Edited to add: I just called for an insurance quote and this is no joke. The Tesla 3 Long Range is $896 more per year than my Acura RDX. All due to the number of accidents and repair costs of a Tesla. Glad I never jumped on that bandwagon.

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