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gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
Tower received a call from a flight crew asking, "What time is it please?"
Tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The crew replied, "What difference does it make?"
Tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour".
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The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.'
- Basic Flight Training Manual
Tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The crew replied, "What difference does it make?"
Tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour".
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The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.'
- Basic Flight Training Manual
globalrider
Alps Adventurer
I may have posted this before, but it is one that never grows old...
globalrider
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gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
Anyname
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If the photo is from Southern California, the generator is probably for his house.
88bmwjeff
SF Bay Area
I wouldn't be surprised if it was from Northern California. PG&E has proven to be an unreliable electrical provider--among other things. But, I won't open that can of worms here.
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