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Pepperfool
1. She was only a whisky maker but, he loved her still.
2. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
3. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
7. The butcher backed into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
8. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
16. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes in-verse.
20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
21. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
22. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
23. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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2. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
3. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
4. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
6. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
7. The butcher backed into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
8. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
12. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
14. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
15. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
16. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes in-verse.
20. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
21. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
22. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
23. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
pglaves
#13338
Notice that it has street tires?
Like half the big boy GSs in the world.
gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
pglaves
#13338
akbeemer
SURVIVOR
Like he said, street tires.What are you running on your Ural?
Duro 308s
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