gregfeeler
Dances With Sheep
Two drunk guys on CanAm Spyders have a burnout contest?
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Two drunk guys on CanAm Spyders have a burnout contest?
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rsbeemer
Hope this not a repeat
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”
gsaddict
Pepperfool
Yep, I can just see the Purchasing Dept. writing the 33 page RFQ.
gsaddict
Pepperfool
Go for it Evel!
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and proceeds to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well that just great, some a$$h*** has got my pen”!
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