nakwakto00
Adventurist
A man is walking the beach alone and comes across a lamp in the sand. He buffs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie says I will grant you one wish for freeing me from my lamp. The man thinks and then says because of his fear of flying he wants a bridge built to Hawaii from California. The genie says, "That's impossible!" The genie goes on and explains in great detail and length why the wish cannot be completed. The genie tells the man to make another wish.
The man pauses and remarks that he's walking the beach alone because of a recent stupid fight with his girlfriend. He just can't understand why she is so upset and reacted the way she did over nothing. The man thinks and then asks the genie, "My wish is to understand women." The genie looks at the man and says, "Would you want two lanes or four on that bridge to Hawaii?"
The man pauses and remarks that he's walking the beach alone because of a recent stupid fight with his girlfriend. He just can't understand why she is so upset and reacted the way she did over nothing. The man thinks and then asks the genie, "My wish is to understand women." The genie looks at the man and says, "Would you want two lanes or four on that bridge to Hawaii?"