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    Family Riding

    If this offends let me know and I will delete. Re-Post do not know who to credit

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    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room at a doctor’s office and approached the desk.

    The young receptionist asked, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

    ‘There’s something wrong with my penis’, he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’

    ‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ replied the man.

    ‘You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something,’ came back the annoyed receptionist.

    Wanting to teach the old man a lesson, she suggested, ‘Why don’t you leave the room, come back again and do this the right way.’ The man turned around, walked out and came back again after a moment.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

    ‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated loudly.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had learned the lesson.

    ‘What is wrong with your ear, Sir?’ she asked.

    ‘I can’t pee out of it,’ he replied.
    Walter

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    In Memorial

    Gerd Sprachlehre, the man who invented the auto correct feature common on today's smart phones and computers, died today. May he rust in piss.
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    (reference Kevin's post #768)
    May he burn in hello!

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