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    Humba Yumba!!!
    Beautiful eyes!!!
    What ... she has eyes???

    I thought you were showing a photo of the Audi !

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    Would you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?
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    Moving, indeed!

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    I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

    He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all.

    I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,
    I had a roof over my head,
    I had HD TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
    I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.

    I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"

    "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no...

    "I was unexpectedly paroled".
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    I think I need more coffee!!
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    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    I think I just spewed up my coffee!
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    Kurt -- Forum Liaison ---> Resources and Links Thread <---
    '78 R100/7 & '69 R69S & '52 R25/2
    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    Here is another one

    Joke: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

    Diddly-squats.






    Squeaky

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    Why We Ride

    WHY WE RIDE

    A Zen teacher saw five of his students returning from the market, riding their bicycles. When they arrived at the monastery and had dismounted, the teacher asked the students, "Why are you riding your bicycles?"

    The first student replied, "The bicycle is carrying the sack of potatoes. I am glad that I do not have to carry them on my back!" The teacher praised the first student, "You are a smart boy! When you grow old, you will not walk hunched over like I do."

    The second student replied, "I love to watch the trees and fields pass by as I roll down the path!" The teacher commended the second student, "Your eyes are open, and you see the world."

    The third student replied, "When I ride my bicycle, I am content to chant nam myoho renge kyo." The teacher gave praise to the third student, "Your mind will roll with the ease of a newly trued wheel."

    The fourth student replied, "Riding my bicycle, I live in harmony with all sentient beings." The teacher was pleased, and said to the fourth student, "You are riding on the golden path of non-harming."

    The fifth student replied, "I ride my bicycle to ride my bicycle." The teacher sat at the feet of the fifth student and said, "I am your student!"
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    Ed Apelian
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    With the casinos reopening, it has been reported that they will offer “curbside” service.
    Just pull up to the curb and an attendant will be out to take your money and you can be safely on your way.
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