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    There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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    A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
    He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
    When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
    "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
    It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
    One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
    When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
    So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
    The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
    One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
    All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
    condolences on your loss."
    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
    "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
    "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
    “It hasn't affected my brothers though."
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    fwiw, that MX bike now goes for about $10,500

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    Quote Originally Posted by Visian View Post
    fwiw, that MX bike now goes for about $10,500
    There's really no natural limits to how much people will pay for "premium" products if they are spending disposable income in pursuit of a passion.
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    The young husband is in the garage polishing his E Type (name your car/ motorbike)

    and the young wife comes in and says:

    “Gee dear. Now that we’re married perhaps we should sell the Jag and get a more practical car.”

    The husband keeps polishing and without looking up says; “Gosh dear, you’re beginning to sound like my ex-wife”.

    “You didn’t tell me you were married before!” she exclaimed.

    “I wasn’t,” he responded.
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    Kurt -- Forum Liaison ---> Resources and Links Thread <---
    '78 R100/7 & '69 R69S & '52 R25/2
    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    But, Dr. Nick, what happened to your other fingers???

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