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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    What’s the issue? Any scout pilot can clearly see the sniper in the prone position in the lower right hand block.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangerreece View Post
    What’s the issue? Any scout pilot can clearly see the sniper in the prone position in the lower right hand block.
    That’s a friendly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    That’s a friendly.
    Oh the stories I could tell of friendly snipers (A teams) in the wood line... January 20th 1998 Sebrenicia, Bosnia...
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    12:03 local time if you need specifics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangerreece View Post
    12:03 local time if you need specifics.
    Did you actially mean 12:03, or did you mean 00:03?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PGlaves View Post
    Did you actially mean 12:03, or did you mean 00:03?
    12:03 in the afternoon when Caz and Rob hit wires. The 18D came out of the wood line and arrived at the crash site shortly there after. Our S2 didn’t brief us of the SOFT overlooking the delegation... figured we didn’t have the skills or technology to find them. Our S2 was an idiot.
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    85-year-old Biker Bob was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. ’

    The next day Bob reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the old biker explained, 'Well you see, doc, it’s like this. “First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my old lady for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Sally, the Gal next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

    Bob replied, 'Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open.’
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    The Post Office has just announced another increase in Post Office box rent/use fees.

    I may have to go to online bill payment so I can save enough to afford the P. O. Box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Man View Post
    The Post Office has just announced another increase in Post Office box rent/use fees.

    I may have to go to online bill payment so I can save enough to afford the P. O. Box.

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    These are everywhere-
    Makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Man View Post
    These are everywhere-
    Makes me laugh.
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