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    This is a sad story of the depression that can haunt a man.

    Marcel was sick and tired of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

    Marcel drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station and started the car.

    Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Marcel from the car.



    A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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    We were in a cafe yesterday for lunch as were some Montana State Troopers. One Trooper wore a mask that said, “ I ❤️ Search Warrants”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    We were in a cafe yesterday for lunch as were some Montana State Troopers. One Trooper wore a mask that said, “ I ❤️ Search Warrants”.
    I just got a new one that says "Mr. Voni".
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    Quote Originally Posted by PGlaves View Post
    I just got a new one that says "Mr. Voni".
    Red, I assume?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lkraus View Post
    Red, I assume?
    Yep!
    Paul Glaves - "Big Bend", Texas U.S.A
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    Kevin Huddy
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    I've been trying to find a job in retirement .....

    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

    2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it , so they gave me the axe.

    3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.

    4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

    5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

    6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

    7. My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

    8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

    9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

    10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

    11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

    12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

    13. After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
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    Kevin Huddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    Hehe!
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