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    Travel

    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.



    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. Lots of fun!




    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my spouse, children, friends, family and work.



    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore, especially with heights.





    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.



    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.





    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.



    One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!





    I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

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    Little Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

    One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes", said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

    Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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