No, first time reading. It was very funny, because it reminded me so much of my 💈 “barber”.Originally Posted by gsinnc
No, first time reading. It was very funny, because it reminded me so much of my 💈 “barber”.
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Just read that by law you have to turn your headlights on when it’s raining in Sweden.
How the heck am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden? I live in Montana.
Kevin Huddy
Silver City, Montana
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Good question! When you find out, would you let me know?
Greg Feeler
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Oldies but goodies:
Friday Pilots Pat Halloran and Tom Keck in their SR-71s, "Yeah, though I fly through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for I am at 80,000 Ft. and climbing".
You can only tie the record for flying low.
Scientific fact: the rings of Saturn are composed of lost airline luggage.
As George Carlin said, "if black boxes survive crashes, why don't they make the whole airplane out of that stuff?"
What is the worst thing that can happen when you are flying? - running out of airspeed, altitude and ideas all at the same time.
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'78 R100/7 & '69 R69S & '52 R25/2
mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!
That must be why vehicles now have always on headlights!
BMW R bike rider, horizontally opposed to everything...
"Hello," says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey."
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy."
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs and she's just lying there. Her neck is at a funny angle. I think she's dead."
"Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He may be dead too."
There is a very long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?"
It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Alberta Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
Ed Apelian
Motorcycling is my passion because golf is far too dangerous!
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A neighbor got this picture of the Chinese “weather balloon” as it passed over one of our neighborhood ballistic missile silos….
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Silver City, Montana
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One from column A and one from column B...
no Door Dash?
Hope the driver isn't expecting a tip.
That's not classified - the restaurant even put their logo on the box!
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How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?
A half an hour…
Gary Phillips - #6322
Wildland Firefighter, Retired, Riggins, ID
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'77 R100/7 Dirt Hack, '83 R80ST, '85 K100RS w/EML, '93 K1100LT, '00 R1100RS
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Current ride 2018 R1200 GSA Triple Black
Past rides '04 R1150RT, '05 K1200LT, '06 R1150GSA, ‘17 R1200RT
Hahahaha! You made me laugh.
Greg Feeler
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1972 R75/5, 1990 K75, 1990 K1, 1992 K75S, 2003 K1200RS
What, no tats??
Best,
DeVern
DGerber
1983 R80ST — 1984 R80 G/S-PD — 2010 K1300GT — 2018 R1200GS
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