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    Now that's funny!
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    Racism

    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.


    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Newfy sausage?"

    The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something,

    "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfy sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Hardware."
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    I trained my dog to fetch beer.
    That may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbor's fridge.

    Our town is so small we don't have a town drunk,
    so we all take turns.

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    Up for a Darwin Award:

    The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The man, frustrated, walked away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    That warning is for Millennials.
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    Ufda happens..........

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