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    An Imam, a Rabbi, and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, what is this, some kind of joke?

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    Two Irishmen walk past a pub......
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    A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm- Bartender says, "hey, we don't serve pigs in here." Woman says , "It's not a pig it's a duck."......Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

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    I recently called an old engineering buddy. I asked, "Whatcha doing, pal?". He replied that he was working on 'Aqua-thermal treatments of various ceramic, aluminum, and stainless steel materials under a constrained environment'. Wow! I was immediately impressed until, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing the dinner 'dishes with hot, soapy water under his wife's close observations,
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    I recently applied for a Equity Loan. The loan officer asked what my job title was, I said that my title was "Design Engineer" because "Miracle Worker" was not a real job title/labor category.
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