"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
"This is Alexa."
"Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?"
"This is Alexa."
12:03 local time if you need specifics.
R. Reece Mullins Ebony R1200RT (Gretchen)
MOA # 143779
MOA Charter Club #5 #364 #100
BMW MOA Vice President
Paul Glaves - "Big Bend", Texas U.S.A
"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution." - Bertrand Russell
http://web.bigbend.net/~glaves/
12:03 in the afternoon when Caz and Rob hit wires. The 18D came out of the wood line and arrived at the crash site shortly there after. Our S2 didn’t brief us of the SOFT overlooking the delegation... figured we didn’t have the skills or technology to find them. Our S2 was an idiot.
R. Reece Mullins Ebony R1200RT (Gretchen)
MOA # 143779
MOA Charter Club #5 #364 #100
BMW MOA Vice President
85-year-old Biker Bob was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. ’
The next day Bob reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the old biker explained, 'Well you see, doc, it’s like this. “First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my old lady for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Sally, the Gal next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
Bob replied, 'Yep, none of us could get that damn jar open.’
The only dumb question is the unasked question!
Team Pterodactyl - When we ride, we ride!
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Ufda happens..........
Need your R11xx Hall sensor rewired? PM me.
The Post Office has just announced another increase in Post Office box rent/use fees.
I may have to go to online bill payment so I can save enough to afford the P. O. Box.
OM
"You can do good or you can do well. Sooner or later they make you choose." MI5
Mod Squad
2009 F800GS 1994 TW200
From the Seattle area:
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John Gamel - BMW MOA Consumer Liaison 2018-Present
2015 Ebony Metallic R1200RT
MOA #153274
"We have met the enemy and he is us." Pogo-via Walt Kelly
Kevin Huddy
The Outpost, Silver City, Montana
Never have more ambition than adhesion.
These are everywhere-
Makes me laugh.
OM
"You can do good or you can do well. Sooner or later they make you choose." MI5
Mod Squad
2009 F800GS 1994 TW200
Ed Apelian
Motorcycling is my passion because golf is far too dangerous!
2018 R1200GS - Light White !
2016 R1200RT- Platinum Bronze