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    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
    "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, from Toronto, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mom, from Montreal, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third Mom, Joyce from BC: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, from Newfoundland, Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and get dinner."
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    A man is driving down the road with his wife, and goes straight threw a stop sign . They get pulled over. The officer asked him if he saw the sign?
    Before he can answer, his wife leans over and tells the officer that he runs that stop sign every day. I've told him not to do it.
    He tells his wife to shut up, with many expletives.
    The officer also says they have a taillight out.
    The wife leans over and tells the officer that she has been telling him for months that the light is out.
    He tells his wife to shut up, with many expletives.
    The officer asks the wife if her husband is always this verbally abusive?
    She says,
    Only when he's drinking..
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    Enthusiastic Scottish distillery tour guide

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    Quote Originally Posted by akbeemer View Post
    Enthusiastic Scottish distillery tour guide

    Bravo!
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    She needs another shot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RIDERR1150GSADV View Post
    I don't believe this. Looks to me like the new anchors where just horse'n around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GREGFEELER View Post
    I don't believe this. Looks to me like the new anchors where just horse'n around.

    This story allows a whole new definition of: "giddy-up"
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    Every night CNN has this sort of humor.
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    That'll certainly give him the trots...

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