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    The strap on my Timex Expedition watch fell apart. Went to Wally World to the watch dept.. Found the replacement I needed and got the lady behind the counter to start getting it out. As I pulled the watch out of my pocket, I accidentally dropped it. It shattered into several pieces at my feet. Ma’am, instead of a watch band let’s move down the counter and look at some new watches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barryg View Post
    The strap on my Timex Expedition watch fell apart. Went to Wally World to the watch dept.. Found the replacement I needed and got the lady behind the counter to start getting it out. As I pulled the watch out of my pocket, I accidentally dropped it. It shattered into several pieces at my feet. Ma’am, instead of a watch band let’s move down the counter and look at some new watches.
    It was certainly time for a new timepiece.

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    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    “ Norovirus is celebrating the return of the cruise line industry after striking a deal with the Delta variant”



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    Kurt -- Forum Liaison ---> Resources and Links Thread <---
    '78 R100/7 & '69 R69S & '52 R25/2
    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    At least the Stealth feature still works.

    The word queue is ironic... It's just a "q" with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.

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    For the Vets who were also Army/Navy/Air Force/Marine Corp/Coast Guard Brats...
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    Heard somewhere...

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    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

    She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

    I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

    I told her that I had joined a parachute club

    She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

    "I'm in trouble, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.

    She fainted.

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
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    Song Birds Crashing into NYC buildings

    I'm sure you've heard that several thousand song/migratory birds die during migration into NYC buildings.

    In Canada, our current Gov't spent $600m on determining why there are so many dead crows on our highways.

    One researcher noted that universally when they are feasting on road-kill, they have a look out.

    In all situations the look out was capable of warning the other crows, called a "murder" if you didn't know.

    What the researchers found that all of the look outs could call "caw" but very few, less than a 1/10% could say "bike".
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    The Montana Tourism Bureau responded to complaints made by off-road riders concerning the lack of public facilities in some areas. See.... the rally did have a lasting impact.

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    Kurt -- Forum Liaison ---> Resources and Links Thread <---
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    mine-ineye-deatheah-pielayah-jooa-kalayus. oolah-minane-hay-meeriah-kal-oyus-algay-a-thaykin', buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20774 View Post
    You probably know how to crank down a window too...and dial a phone, I'll bet you even know the capitals of several states!!

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