Two boys were walking by a home in Pittsburgh when a large dog rushes
out of a yard and starts to attack one of the boys. His friend quickly grabs a
piece of wood and beats off the dog until the dog lay still on the ground. A
sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Young Steelers' Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he
starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were." said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Pittsburgh Pirate Fan Rescues Friend From
horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Pirate fan
either," the boy said. The reporter said "I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh
was either for the Steelers or the Pirates. What team do you root for?" he asked.
ǣI am from Baltimore and am here visiting my friend, I'm a Baltimore Ravens Fan."
the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes;
"Baltimore Gang Member Kills Beloved Family Pet."