Sure it will. Also cures warts, prevents baldness, lowers cholesterol, and makes you irrisistible to the opposite sex. And if you renew before midnight, you will get at no extra charge, a sweepstakes ticket.
Actually on second thought if presented to the BOD and the forum people properly and you have the moderators already in place they probably would add an overeaters support forum and overdrinkers support forum. That just might bring in those new members. Probably not the younger demographic, but hey a bucks a buck.