wezul
Cage Rattler
Get it all outta ya Scott. Once the little knary shows up, it's adios to colorful forms of verbal expression!
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Petty rants and other childish musings
- Thread starter knary
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Get it all outta ya Scott. Once the little knary shows up, it's adios to colorful forms of verbal expression!
knary
looking for a coal mine
i daresay scott, your "target" audience probably doesn't use this forum much.
This is the MOA, aint it?
kbasa
Well-known member
i rather enjoy passing those guys on my old bike.
That's why my R100CS has a plate "SLOWBKE". Those guys hate it when I pass them.
redclfco
New member
mama dont let your son grow up to be a cowboy..
Pre Baby blues, the old PBB makes us suddenly realize what life is all about, Fast motorcycles, bubba! Life is too short to be squeezed out of a tube!
Two things I hate. When you tell somebody that you’re planning a motorcycle trip, they see what’s-his-face Allen and that gawdalful movie about wild hogs...yoou can see it in their eye that’s what they are trying to imagine you as... (Secretly I am dreaming about reaching out and just giving their ol mammary glands a hard tweak between the thumb and forefinger so they get that image out of their mind once and for all!
lastly I hate the image of a bunch of too stogy, uptight old geezers dressed like there mother dressed em, all lined up in their Michael Jackson look alike plastic clothing right down to the glitter on their shoulder and one glove on and one off in their hand! Help me if I ever become one of these straight up straight shooting carful and more carful guys whose thought of "risking it” is using one sheet of Jane Fonda toilet paper versus the correct 6 in a wad will do! (I think these guys are who Scott was referring)
Hopefully there is some middle ground here, eh?
This is the MOA, aint it?
Pre Baby blues, the old PBB makes us suddenly realize what life is all about, Fast motorcycles, bubba! Life is too short to be squeezed out of a tube!
Two things I hate. When you tell somebody that you’re planning a motorcycle trip, they see what’s-his-face Allen and that gawdalful movie about wild hogs...yoou can see it in their eye that’s what they are trying to imagine you as... (Secretly I am dreaming about reaching out and just giving their ol mammary glands a hard tweak between the thumb and forefinger so they get that image out of their mind once and for all!
lastly I hate the image of a bunch of too stogy, uptight old geezers dressed like there mother dressed em, all lined up in their Michael Jackson look alike plastic clothing right down to the glitter on their shoulder and one glove on and one off in their hand! Help me if I ever become one of these straight up straight shooting carful and more carful guys whose thought of "risking it” is using one sheet of Jane Fonda toilet paper versus the correct 6 in a wad will do! (I think these guys are who Scott was referring)
Hopefully there is some middle ground here, eh?
tessler
univers zero
Did I miss something at the rally? Is there a Michael Jackson glitter Roadcrafter out now?
(dang, I should look at those catalogs more often).
that sticks in my craw every time I read it.
I also grimace at "was given umpteen years."
Time cannot be <i>given</i>, it can only be taken away.
"Was sentenced to umpteen years" is clearer.
knary
looking for a coal mine
Did I miss something at the rally? Is there a Michael Jackson glitter Roadcrafter out now?
Make sudden moves. Its vision is based on motion.
rmarkr
New member
Well said Scott - I'm tired of feeling like a hooligan, because I NEED to get by a decked out BMW!
Great rant Scott...
My gripe is when one realizes they got passed by a skilled woman...it irks the tar out of them and then they have to prove their manhood by trying to intimidate or pass her back immediately. You roll on for a few miles and will not pass the little Nissan going 5 under or move over so we can in the few places that we safely can. You miss three opportunities in passing zones, but your spacing and speed kept us from taking the shot because we were thinking surely you would pass them. But, realize that when you finally get passed on the straigthaway you see the ponytail and then you decide to hammer down...Geez! A woman passing ME??? Trust me it just pisses her off...she'll wave you by if you can get close enough and she doesn't think you will slow back down under the limit once you do
We decided to stop after a few miles of your goofiness( you don't know us and we are NOT on a track...leave some freakin space as you were doing with that Nissan) and let you reclaim your manhood or I was going to drift back and have a etiquette class with you.Luckily our having radios and her calming voice kept me from going there. We were riding our ride...you were doing yours...let us by if you don't want to pass anyone! And if you haven't seen the Bob's shirts...She's one of those gals! Move over! Girls CAN ride!
My gripe is when one realizes they got passed by a skilled woman...it irks the tar out of them and then they have to prove their manhood by trying to intimidate or pass her back immediately. You roll on for a few miles and will not pass the little Nissan going 5 under or move over so we can in the few places that we safely can. You miss three opportunities in passing zones, but your spacing and speed kept us from taking the shot because we were thinking surely you would pass them. But, realize that when you finally get passed on the straigthaway you see the ponytail and then you decide to hammer down...Geez! A woman passing ME??? Trust me it just pisses her off...she'll wave you by if you can get close enough and she doesn't think you will slow back down under the limit once you do
We decided to stop after a few miles of your goofiness( you don't know us and we are NOT on a track...leave some freakin space as you were doing with that Nissan) and let you reclaim your manhood or I was going to drift back and have a etiquette class with you.Luckily our having radios and her calming voice kept me from going there. We were riding our ride...you were doing yours...let us by if you don't want to pass anyone! And if you haven't seen the Bob's shirts...She's one of those gals! Move over! Girls CAN ride!
redclfco
New member
rdalland
Giddyap
Then, when the road straightens out for a bit, you take off like a bat out of hell to show me how fast you really are!
wezul
Cage Rattler
I think it's a reference to dinosaurs. Scott is on a roll. Kaiser, I think.
Pass the mayo.
redclfco
New member
Life according to Knary
Thats me alright, slow, dim witted and about to go extinct!
Add the giant freakish mustache I have and I could be the poster child for this thread EXCEPT I do ride like an evil devil and don't go slow all that often! Oh, did I mention I eat Husqvarna thumpers for breakfast, lunch AND dinner?!!
Thats me alright, slow, dim witted and about to go extinct!
Add the giant freakish mustache I have and I could be the poster child for this thread EXCEPT I do ride like an evil devil and don't go slow all that often! Oh, did I mention I eat Husqvarna thumpers for breakfast, lunch AND dinner?!!
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knary
looking for a coal mine
#6
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We're setting up in the campground. There are acres of space. So where do you park your tent? Inches from mine. You've set up so close that we could share tent stakes. Are you that insecure? Or that clueless? There might be some fabric between us, but you'd have us sleep closer than many spouses.
Further, why aren't you yards away? When I arrived at one campground last week, you'd have thought tents were magnetic, everything was clustered so tightly together. A cool day in a campground nestled in a tight valley, there's no reason to huddle so tightly. Invariably someone the next morning will bitch about someone's snoring or flatulence or CPAP machine. The question is, why did you camp so close to everyone to start with?
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We're setting up in the campground. There are acres of space. So where do you park your tent? Inches from mine. You've set up so close that we could share tent stakes. Are you that insecure? Or that clueless? There might be some fabric between us, but you'd have us sleep closer than many spouses.
Further, why aren't you yards away? When I arrived at one campground last week, you'd have thought tents were magnetic, everything was clustered so tightly together. A cool day in a campground nestled in a tight valley, there's no reason to huddle so tightly. Invariably someone the next morning will bitch about someone's snoring or flatulence or CPAP machine. The question is, why did you camp so close to everyone to start with?
wezul
Cage Rattler
You want offensive?
"I could care less" offends me.
Do people think about what they are saying or do they just open the old pie hole and whatever falls out . . . . oh, never mind.
Anything you had posted in this thread so far, Scott, not so much.
Actually it was making me chuckle.
I am trying to learn to ride like some of you vets but right now I try to stay out of everyone's way.
Slow in the corners because, well, I'm slow in the corners, fast in the straight? Yes to close the gap because I'm slow in the corners.
Give me a break I'm doing the best I can. If that's not good enough does it mean I cannot ride at all?
OK, point me to the simulator.
"I could care less" offends me.
Do people think about what they are saying or do they just open the old pie hole and whatever falls out . . . . oh, never mind.
Anything you had posted in this thread so far, Scott, not so much.
Actually it was making me chuckle.
I am trying to learn to ride like some of you vets but right now I try to stay out of everyone's way.
Slow in the corners because, well, I'm slow in the corners, fast in the straight? Yes to close the gap because I'm slow in the corners.
Give me a break I'm doing the best I can. If that's not good enough does it mean I cannot ride at all?
OK, point me to the simulator.
