BreadMan
New member
After being held back for so long from my rightful position of power, and after intense legal wrangling by the MOA Board (Why do you think your dues are so high?) I am finally being allowed to submit my name for the highest office in the BMW Motorrad volunteer organization.
Under my administration, we'll eliminate the number of final drive failures by 50%. We'll shorten service wait times in the spring by 2 days, and best of all, we'll provide kegs of Hoegaarden at the annual rally instead of that regular domestic stuff you've been drinking.
My campaign PAC will accept funds from developers and custom choppers shops, as I want my administration to be as egalitarian as possible.
Furthermore, I will move to ban Bubba Zanetti from the premises as soon as possible.
I look forward to your outpouring of support.
Under my administration, we'll eliminate the number of final drive failures by 50%. We'll shorten service wait times in the spring by 2 days, and best of all, we'll provide kegs of Hoegaarden at the annual rally instead of that regular domestic stuff you've been drinking.
My campaign PAC will accept funds from developers and custom choppers shops, as I want my administration to be as egalitarian as possible.
Furthermore, I will move to ban Bubba Zanetti from the premises as soon as possible.
I look forward to your outpouring of support.