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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

What's wrong with all you people!?!?

Think of the poor bandwidth that we're wasting by posting nonsense!!

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I'm such a sucker for a new post.
 
Smithers...

Exxxccceellent thread. You've outdone yourself this time, Roy.
 

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This thread is now about motorcycle Haiku!!!

Twin pots sticking out
From each side of the bike's core
Chugging down the road

Steel, aluminum
Fiberglass, plastic, rubber
Handcrafted with soul

No chain to be lubed
No radiator to fill
The airhead awaits
 
Moderators - where are you?

My delicate sensibilities are being offended by this discussion. Send this to the doghouse immediately. I will never read or post on this forum again. Please apologize profusely and beg me to stay.
And I have a piece of property in Brooklyn that I'd like to talk to you about.
 
Another Star Trec Saga

  1. CAN'T SEEM TO LOOK AWAY








  1. TRY TO DO WORK IN OFFICE












  1. SEND HELP . SPOCK McKOY :bottle :stick :laugh :bolt MICHAEL RICHARDS:buds












    :stick :stick :stick :stick :bottle
SOMETING ABOUT NOTHING (OXY:fight MORON)
we now return you back to the BMW Owners of America:wave :clap :clap
 
I see NOTHING! NO-THING!! :)

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Aparently nothing happend...

June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough,
and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way
to work as usual when Nothing happened!

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one
glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road,
there was no severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late
fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing.

For Ralph Mellish, this was not to be the start of any chain of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor
any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led
him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.
 
Move along, so far 3 pages of nothing.
:dance

I love you guys man![/emotions on sleeve]

Today, I did ........nothing. I did it very well.


Is it further to Gillette without a lunch?
 
no new thoughts

At this particular juncture, I have nothing to add to this discussion.
 
a few recipes to share...

Nothing Flat
Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.

Nothing Delight
Exhale (Serves 1).

Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.

Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.

Air Crispies
Leave pan on.

Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.

Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.

enjoy!
 
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