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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

Replies are like flies; when you try to catch 'em, you often come up with nothing.

Tom
 
Tax money

Got my tax refund back. After $250 in ignition parts for the cage I have nothing.....not even rats for sale.
 
Why does the newspaper land in the middle of the yard when it's raining but on dry days, it waits patiently at the end of the driveway? :banghead
 
Why does the newspaper land in the middle of the yard when it's raining but on dry days, it waits patiently at the end of the driveway? :banghead

When asked this question, the newspaper replied that, due to the wet pavement, there was nothing to stop it from sliding off onto the grass.

Tom
 
Freezing rain, sleet and snow; where the paper stops no one knows. I was a poet, but didn't know it. But, my feet did. They're Longfellows. :help
 
<marquee behavior="alternate" direction="up" width="80%"><marquee direction="right">HELP! I'm unstuck in cyberspace!</marquee></marquee>
 
<marquee behavior="alternate" direction="up" width="80%"><marquee direction="right">HELP! I'm unstuck in cyberspace!</marquee></marquee>
:laugh .... but being "unstuck" is still something because 'un-' clearly suggests some sort of existing and tangible entity and releasing from that 'entity' still identifies you as only existing because of that preexisting entity. Ipso facto you remain something.
 
I was always in pursuit of something. When introduced, it was, "This is Tom. Be careful. He's something else!":brow

But, I have seen the light! Now, I pursue nothing. Thank God for this thread!:brad

Tom
 
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