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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

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Since this is a BMW site would it not be better to have a digital BMW??
A bit better, yes.

For the Audio/Visual neophytes, the HD reference was to High Definition, and I am positive Brewmeister knows darn well I wouldn't buy a Harley (usually).
I will not say nothing more in the interest of better resolution.
 
Well, darn. Now I'm going to have to upgrade my screen fluid to full synthetic so it will handle the HD without siezing. :banghead

Thanks for nothing.
 
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