I'm appealing to the collective wisdom of this august group for advice with a problem I'm having. I don't know where else to turn.

Last Saturday I bought a new to me R1100S from a local dealer but for various reasons can't pick it up until this Saturday . I can't wait that long - Saturday is taking forever to get here. I find I'm suffering from sleepness nights, I can't eat, I've given up bathing and even responding to the advances from my wife. What to do? I suppose I could talk to my minister about learning to be more patient but I don't have time for that. I could drink heavily at bedtime I suppose. I'm liking that one. I also find I'm nesting. I spend evenings in the garage cleaning up space for the bike. Come Saturday, that garage is going to be so freaking clean.

I've got a bad R1100S jones and don't know what to do .