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I volunteer to run the complaint dept. booth at WB

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HODAG

Guest
if I run the booth I promise to open early, it'll never close,
there will be no lines, my booth will be air conditioned or heated with lots of shade or sunshine, I'll have a variety of snacks available while you don't wait, free drinks too
don't worry about loud music or music you can't hear, no loud campers late at night or early risers
I'll be close to where you camp, and you will be acknowledged at closing ceremonies

anything else, please take a number
 
Please post a mug shot so people will be able to recognize you.
( No cheating here - We all know what Swider looks like)

motard
 
one of my goals since joining this site...........to meet mark11lt, lol..............
 
We had breakfast once.....but BG was there too, soooooooo! I do remember he was lusting after a cruiser (beemer) at the time. We live probably 30 miles from each other so it would be tough to meet, with a stock seat, no bar risers, or cruise control to help put on the miles :brow
 
Wear do I stard

I'd like to file a complaint, where do I start.

I have number 374 and there are only 40 people standing in this line, and the number counter is on 287.

Do I have to wait for Mark11lt to call out all the missing people who took a number and gave up because of a little rain... :stick

I was gonna bring water with me but the TSA took it from me, and damn it's hot with sun shinning down on me, where's my sunscreen, oh that's right the TSA took that too. :usa

Mark, are you going to provide all the things that the TSA made me throw away before I get to your "Complaints Department" :violin


Just looking for a little trouble here :lurk :D
 
I'll be easy to find:
mkrause-gd.jpg

thats my magic wand on my shoulder I wave it around over your head and suddenly the complaint you had seems to vanish
 
Mark there is a guy waiting at the gate, said his name is Wille Davison or something like that, says he he knows guys who know guys who ride his motorcycles and can supply security for you and the Parade Leader if the Dork(I think he ment Doc but who am I to argue with a guy like Wille D) and that Sausage guy get outa line. :bolt
 
This is serious stuff. So much so that the FOG Riders (Friends of Garth) have appointed Woodnsteel Minister of Pissing and Moaning.


This time we even chartered ourselves as club #777. :brad
 
And for an organized complainer's ride, you can say "Gentleman, start your whimperin'"
 
Can I be Ed McMahon and do the opening?

"Hello America!, and Welcome to the Bitch and Moan show!

Starring Bitch........ And Moan!

Tonights musical guests include Blues Sensations CryBaby and the Whiners!"

da da da
 
marK11LT said:
I'll be easy to find:
mkrause-gd.jpg

thats my magic wand on my shoulder I wave it around over your head and suddenly the complaint you had seems to vanish
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is that an MG 34 on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me :brow
 
SFDOC said:
I'd like to file a complaint, where do I start.

I have number 374 and there are only 40 people standing in this line, and the number counter is on 287.

Do I have to wait for Mark11lt to call out all the missing people who took a number and gave up because of a little rain... :stick

I was gonna bring water with me but the TSA took it from me, and damn it's hot with sun shinning down on me, where's my sunscreen, oh that's right the TSA took that too. :usa

Mark, are you going to provide all the things that the TSA made me throw away before I get to your "Complaints Department" :violin


Just looking for a little trouble here :lurk :D
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Where'd ya git that ugly T-shirt?
 
sjbmw said:
Can I be Ed McMahon and do the opening?

"Hello America!, and Welcome to the Bitch and Moan show!

Starring Bitch........ And Moan!

Tonights musical guests include Blues Sensations CryBaby and the Whiners!"

da da da
Click to expand...


Actually I think it would be the B itch, M oan, W hine show..

BMW has to stand for something...

:evil
 
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What about showers and clean bathrooms? Since we are in Wisconsin, I bet the cheese will be much less than anywhere in the U.S. The cheese will go well with the whine. :beer
 
I remember this guy from someplace. . .

marK11LT said:
I'll be easy to find. . . thats my magic wand on my shoulder I wave it around over your head and suddenly the complaint you had seems to vanish
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judging from where i'm sitting...if Mark pulls the trigger, a round should land....right in B.C. :laugh
 
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