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A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish. Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"Oh, you crafty bastard, you!" said the fairy.