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This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

The answer is 72. You may not understand the question. [/Adams]

Edit: dvandq has corrected me, I don't understand the answer either.
It is 42. Thank you. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused in your path for your moment of total awareness.
 
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For I have no cloth to keep the cold away

I must think that the warmth comes and is retained from within

so the blanket is irrelevant
let there be cold, for
it parts and goes around me

I am a rock in the river of time
 
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Ommmmmmm...

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too far?

Dang is that BlueKnight? (less the fancy police shirt)
 

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42 or 72, the answer means nada without the question.
Douglas Adams quotations!?! We don't need no steenkin' Douglas Adams quotations!
Parodies of old movies!?! We don't need no steenkin' parodies of old movies! Nor badges! Nor PG ratings! We don't need nothin'!













Except to run this thread out past 20 pages without any substance (or substances).
 
Halfway to 30?

20 pages, that's halfway to 30 pages?

I overheard a kid the other day say to a friend of his "20? You're 20? Man, your halfway to 30." What are they teaching in school these days (daze)?
 
Too Much Nothing

I believe that 20 pages of nothing is an unrealistic goal. We are already in danger of having too much nothing. Besides, sooner or later someone is going to either accidently or deliberately post something and screw the whole thing up.

:cat
 
A post about nothing...reminds me of a sitcom I once saw...I can't wait to see where this goes:wave
 
The very emptiness of a doorway, provides it's usefulness.




A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender yells "You can stay buddy, but don't start nothin'"
 
Hellllllloooooooooo! Hellllllllllooooooo![/belly button voice]

I love that episode...my kids love it when my belly talks...my two year old jumps up and down pointing at my belly when I take off my shirt and screams "Talk it Daddy! Talk it Daddy!"
 
Let's see if anyone can identify this one:

Monday nothing
Tuesday nothing
Wednesday and Thursday, nothing
Friday for a change a little more nothing
Saturday is one big nothing

You young folks may as well stay out of this, because you have absolutely no chance. Just my little contribution to an obvious effort to make something out of nothing.
:cat
OK, Sunday is Funday? Like for me, time to ride day.:banghead
 
:dance
Like a dull knife
that just ain't cuttin'
Talkin' loud
ain't sayin' nothin':twirl

RIP James Brown
 
I believe that 20 pages of nothing is an unrealistic goal. We are already in danger of having too much nothing. Besides, sooner or later someone is going to either accidently or deliberately post something and screw the whole thing up.

:cat

Hey, don't be negative about nothing!
 
Na....da

From a distance it is something; and nearby it is nothing.
Jean de LaFontaine

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
George Ade

Believe nothing and be on your guard against everything.
Latin Proverb

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
George Eliot

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.
William Shakespeare

Nothing can be created out of nothing.
Lucretius

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Sam Ewing

Nothing has any power over me other than that which I give it through conscious thoughts.
Anthony Robbins

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Spanish Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.
Jorge Luis Borges

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Benjamin Franklin

The finest command of language is often shown by saying nothing.
Roger W. Babson
 
Written on the wall of the Woman's restroom on the Starship Enterprise:
"To boldly go where no man has gone before!"
 
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